"I'm certain that if one were to explore the universe they would eventually come across a dialect that would aptly describe that which is Jason Durkee, alas, we will do the best with what we have. Not unlike universal exploration, Jason Durkee is a ride you don't want to get off of. His unmatched passion and determination are so fantastically infecious that he might just change your life, nay, he will! This is definitely somebody that you want on your team; every time we've merely come in contact it's been a brilliant performance. From his astoundingly adorable characters that seemingly nestle their way up to your heart, to the razor sharp wit of some of his more menacing embodiments that cut directly to the core of you and leave you begging for more. And we're barely scratching the surface here. I mean WOW! Quite simply put, Jason Durkee is a stroke of pure genius that will blow your mind. But you don't have to take our word for it, just be on the ready and prep your booth for a good time, because Jason Durkee is coming to a microphone near you!"

- Mr. & Mrs. Durkee